iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

lifeandtimesofbanks: sexlane: hodqy: Cudi . Martin Lawrence  lmaaoooo I hate y’all!

lifeandtimesofbanks:

sexlane:

hodqy:

Cudi

.

Martin Lawrence 

lmaaoooo I hate y’all!

pyrrhic-victoria: Prosperina Nebulae by ~tadp0l3

pyrrhic-victoria:

Prosperina Nebulae by ~tadp0l3

malformalady: Purple sands of Pfeiffer Beach, located in Andrew Molera State Park, Big Sur, California. Manganese garnet, washed down from the hillside above, gives Pfeiffer Beach its distinctive purple sand.

malformalady:

Purple sands of Pfeiffer Beach, located in Andrew Molera State Park, Big Sur, California. Manganese garnet, washed down from the hillside above, gives Pfeiffer Beach its distinctive purple sand.

iamthewalrustoned: awaitingstoner: 7queues: this should have more notes. OMG A WITNESS  this <3

iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS 

this <3

vahc: by ben///giles | tumblr

vahc:

by ben///giles | tumblr

Oh, eager heart… you need to learn when to shut up, you need to shut up.
Angie Serazzi (via sequences)